Memo #1 Okay so every morning before work, She Who Is My Wife (SWIMW) ((Swimmy)) and I do the day’s Wordle and Connections puzzles together.I feel safe in assuming you’re all familiar with Wordle from its prominent guest role in the final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm (though you may not be aware of the…
Writing Less About More: Or And Or And Or And
THIS TURTLE: Turtles hold a special significance for She Who Is My Wife and I, and this was the first big gift she gave me in our relationship. I GET SO MANY COMPLIMENTS ON IT GANG, you don’t even KNOW, and it’s often the thing that gets me remembered when people re-encounter me (it is,…
A Big Ol’ No-Can-Doozy (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E4)
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Master Books-Read List
This is the Master List, made in the image of its maker: Unsolicited, Overlong, and Admissible in Court. I attempted to edit it such as to give some kind of uniformatting, and was quickly overcome by a potent bout of Listmaker’s Ennui and decided to present it in its original format, for to make An…
7 Memos: Meowzel Tov, Everybody
Memo #1 Homies I just got a call from one of those political-survey deals, y’know, the kind with a rooster crowing in the background and the lady says three sentences like they’re one big sentence? And I said “No thank you, I would not like to participate (subtext: because I am not aware of local…
Other Pursuits April 2024, Or: A Giant, Fossilized Ass
Achewood (The Internet) Odds are, if you’re on the internet right now, you’ve at least heard of Achewood; it’s one of the OG webcomics and remains relevant and vocabulary-poisoningly powerful to this day, to the point where you can find entire threads of people discussing words and phrases from it that have crept into their…
Grabbed Him By The Abs (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E3)
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6 Memos: It’s Chormy Weather™️
Memo #1 HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF WORDS THAT I THINK ARE WRONG, by which I mean that I am certain—I am assured by an authority unimpeachable—that they should, in a properly-ordered world, describe different things than what they allegedly do: Memo #2 As someone who grew up in the twilight era of the Happy…
It Truly Was A Manic Monday (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E2)
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Other Pursuits March 2024, Or: Cultural Hateritage
Balatro (Nintendo Switch) Ohhhh boy, ohohohohoho buddy boy, here’s a trash can to dump all of your free time in for the next month. How does THIS grab ya: Okay obviously that’s a baseball helmet full of insane spaghetti covered in sprinkles that means nothing to anyone, so allow me to explain. Balatro is, at…