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Good morning Moosewood Falls shoppers, we hope you’re enjoying your visit! Don’t forget, today’s the last day of our special offer to surrender yourself completely to the darkness behind the stars and become the hands of that which is not dead and can eternal lie! Remember to stop by Belladora’s Grotto and get your commemorative photo of you being eaten whole from head to toe! Moosewood Falls Mall: The shadows will bleed, and the locks will break.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!