THREE THINGS WILL COME TO PASS, and when they do, you will know that I have spoken the truth:
1. Jamal will fulfill a SMOOCHING-RELATED OATH made in episodes LONG PAST.
2. DeSoto will be EMBRACED TWICE, be BETRAYED ONCE, and WANNA HIT A PURITAN PIÑATA WITH HIS CRICKET BAT.
3. K.R. will meet THREE WOLVES, and fall before them.
Disclaimer: we are legally obligated to urge listeners not to refer to the entity known as Candle Jack, but will not be held respo—
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!