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It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

The gang eats burgers that were SCARED OUT OF A TERRIBLE WAITRESS, visit yet another ossified carcass of once-plentiful American economic megafauna, and get bamboozled into being reality TV stars for a vengeful god who, in retrospect, was DEFINITELY planning on broadcasting live god-sex to all of Olympus, right? Is this just an elaborate game for all of them, like with Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck in that snail movie? THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO BE SURE, and it’s to join us for The Lightning Thief, Chapter 15, A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers! ALSO, Gordon Lightfoot is implicated in one of the greatest naval tragedies in American history, an unscheduled candy-break and we FINALLY GET TO FIGHT A LISTENER!

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