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Let’s Talk Bookish Week of 2.3.23: Reviews And Spoilers!
Hi how are you, yes, good, I am glad to hear it, what’s that, why yes, I did have to start my 30-hour playthrough…
Other Pursuits, January 2023
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Bloganuary ’23, Day 31: Good Night, Good Luck, And Watch The Skies
Dearly be-bloggéd, we are gathered here today in remembrance of Bloganuary 2023. We all came to it differently—-one-sentence answers, or long rambling essays about…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 30: Coolest Guy On The Block
I HAVE NO TIME TO HASTILY WRITE AN INTRO, I AM SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TO BOOK CLUB. January 30th: What would you…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 1.27.23: Freebie!
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Bloganuary ’23, Day 29: Dial 1-800-NEWSIES
Would anyone like a terrible, SLIGHTLY MURDERATED CAT who pissed all over my D&D books in front of God and everybody yesterday? Jkjk you…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 28: Reluctantly Crouched At The Starting Line
Okay so riddle my ass this though: We got an Outback gift card from my folks for Decemberween, right? And my missus has had…
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Bloganuary ‘23, Day 27: [Clever Title To Be Filled In Later]
TWO BIG THINGS HAPPENED TODAY: So be prepared to hear a lot about THAT between terror-barfs in the coming weeks. MAN what a game.…
That Kind Of Moochanism (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch.4)
Aw JEEZ, who let these golden retrievers into our studio?! They’re–NO, MY FICUS! It–PUT THAT DOWN, MR. WORF IS AN ACTION FIGURE, HE IS…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 26: Lingua Frankensteina
Here follows a brief exchange that will give a cursory and shallow but essentially correct example of the dynamic between the personalities in my…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 25: Ten Thousand Candles In The Wind
I started up the Klingon course in DuoLingo, because the reasons to do so had finally become too many to ignore: The only thing…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 24: Parentheticals
I am TOO SLEEPY and FILLED WITH CHICKEN to do much but the actual post, and so IN LIEU of a joke-filled or anecdotal…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 23: Blood On The Sand
I HAVE NO INTRO TODAY, I PUT OUT TWO POSTS FOR YOU PEOPLE YESTERDAY, GO READ THE INTROS IN THOSE INSTEAD, THEY’RE GREAT. Kthxbai.…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 22: Lost Continent
We had a HEATER REPAIRMAN come today, who dishonored our home by lying and saying he was born in 1998; this is not possible,…
Forget It Jake, It’s Fabletown, Part 1: The Ughly Duckling
Look, it–okay, sometimes, a thing seems like a good idea, SOMETIMES you get a tattoo that says “EZRA MILLER AIN’T JUST A FLASH IN…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 21: Wherever A Bavarian Is Not Quite Full
TODAY IS MY FATHER’S ONE MILLIONTH OR SOMETHING BIRTHDAY, and he did not require surgery for his TERRIBLE GRIPPER-GOUGE after all. We are very…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 20: Swallowed By The Sea
Hey look I remembered to title this one before posting it!My very first concert was my then-favorite and still high-ranking band, The Moody Blues,…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 1.20.23: Collecting Books
TODAY, I taught some small boys how to play TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge, and was afforded the privilage of claiming Donatello as my permaturtle as…
No Bloganuary Post Today
My dad was hospitalized last night and will be having surgery today; I am very stressed about it and just want to watch horror…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 18: Big Hug
Okay, listen: I forget how we got there, but this morning my wife said she was starting a charity for people born without butts,…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 17: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BAGELER
So, every day, WordPress gives you a free writing prompt; usually nothing so focused or fertile as Bloganuary’s provocations, but just a little somthin’…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 16: I Told You I Was Freaky
I don’t have any new cold open material! It’s been A DAY, YOU GUYS, and my life is not that eventful! I went to…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 15: A Tribe Called MapQuest
THERE IS A NEW FERAL CAT OUTSIDE, presumably lured by the hey-sailor charms of Mama Hallie Ween. A handsome gentleman of the tabby persuasion,…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 14: The Bleating Edge Of The Meadium
ONE DAY, when my wife was a young vet tech the mere sight of whom in her scrubs would’ve killed me outright both then…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 13: “Hey What Do I Call This Post?” “Done.”
Y’know, maybe I should stop just writing ‘alskfjasld;fjasl;dkfj’ in this space as a placeholder and trusting Future Me to remember to put something else…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week of 1.13.22: Problematic Inspiration
Normally, I try to start my posts off with an unrelated mini-thought, a kind of cold open, but tonight I am without even the…
Noo Doot Aboot It (The Sea Of Monsters, Chapter 3)
Oh are you kidding me–gang I’m so sorry, I left my wallet in the pool, does anybody have exact cab fare to…HELL???PJ & Co.…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 12: Y’all Punk-Ass Grackles Don’t Know Me
GANG I WALKED SO MUCH AT THE PARK TODAY, I GOT THREE MILES AND BURNED LIKE 400 CALORIES AND CAUGHT SO MANY FRIGGIN’ POKÉMON,…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 11: Red Shell Blues
[Exterior: the park, this afternoon] [My newphew/grandson-type-boy (shut up life is complicated, focus) and I are playing Mario Kart by running around the perimeter…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 10: THAT IS ALL.
No intro! NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SINCE LAST NIGHT, JEEZ. January 10th:Has A Book Changed Your Life? (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here,…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 9: The Aggro Craig
So this is fun, remember that meeting I was super mad about being forced to go to on my day off instead of just…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 8: Combat Acoustics
Listen though: SOME OF THE TIMES, you stay up too late reading because you can’t stop switching back and forth between A Memory Called…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 7: Yitzbin
I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN FICTION THAT WASN’T A PLAY BEFORE. This is an idea I’ve had kicking around for a while. I have no…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 6: Oh God Why
Gang–homies–squad???–I had a long, rough day, and I sat down to write this without a damn thing to say for the intro. What do…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 1.6.23: Reading & Blogging Goals
It’s me! Hi! I’m the problem! But I’m your problem, and there’s something to be said for that. It’s twenty and twenty and three…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 5: Lisztomania
GANG: It is Cloudy and Cold, the feral kittens outside chomp on the bikkies they dupe us into giving them by peeking cutely through…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 4: Nine For The Tomb
I HAVE JUST RETURNED from a three-and-a-half-hour work meeting on my day off, which AS ONE MIGHT IMAGINE was an infuriating waste of my…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 3: A Fickle Siren Song
Day 3! Of the year, of Bloganuary, and of the rest of our lives! If we all keep the pact we made that terrible…
Bloganuary ’23 Day 2: Bravely Default
Okay, yesterday’s prompt was kinda abstract, hopefully today will be a little more straitfo–OH COME ON. January 2nd:How Are You Brave? (Obligatory reminder to…
Bloganuary ’23 Day 1: Goals For 2023
LET IT BEGINUARY. For those unaware, Bloganuary is a daily writing-prompt…game, I guess??? in the style of your Let’s Talk Bookishes and Top Ten…
Other Pursuits, December 2022
More like Deez Nutz roasting on an open fire, ha-HA! …wait. But then wouldn’t that—no that’s right, it—hang on lemme do some math on…
Resurrected Review: Comic Bento November 2015
[Long before I began to Blog, I would periodically do reviews of stuff on my Facebook, frequently the subscription-crate services that were all the…
The Blamethrower (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 2)
Listen: Sometimes you blow up your school. Sometimes the Lord of the Flies reenactment goes horribly right. SOMETIMES, JOE BOB LOVES BABYCAKES. And for…
Books Read August 2022!
I don’t wanna straighten upI don’t wanna fly rightI just wanna drive around a whileAnd bust a couple things up with the bad kids
Resurrected Review: Lootcrate December 2015
[Long before I began to Blog, I would periodically do reviews of stuff on my Facebook, frequently the subscription-crate services that were all the…
Litmus? I ‘Ardly KNOW Mus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 1)
PJ’S BACK TO BRAVE THE SEA OF MONSTERS AND SO ARE WE, FOOLS!What the HELL is happening outside the fifth-story window? Why is Saint…
Books Read July 2022
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Books Read June 2022!
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Books Read May 2022
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Basilisk Of Baker Street (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E3)
It’s all come down to this! WHO can answer the fiendish riddles three of the Korn Pixies? WILL Mr. Coffee get the wee rat-jacuzzi…
THE FIRST EVER YEAR-LONG SCAVENGER HUNT!
While–y’know what, perhaps even whilst–browsing the latest from all of my pals in the WordPress reader, I was hit SQUARE IN THE PIE-PLATE by…
Readin’ Comics Week Of 11.28.22
Hey shut up, listen: Hi! I guess I’m doing this now? Unclear. But I wanna write about comics and evidence indicates that you, for…
Other Pursuits, November 2022
I AM BACK, and have not rested upon my laurels but labored and learned, like Hercules and like Smartcules, his buff cousin who wears…
A Change In Format
Good news and bad news, gang! And then another good news! Good News #1 Ya boi got his dang degree earlier this year! The…
New Comics Haul Week Of 11.2.22
Okay listen: You know I love you people but my wife’s job is doing a cake for her birthday in forty minutes, and like,…
Other Pursuits, October 2022
BEIN’ SPOOKED, END OF STORY.Nah jk I probably did some other stuff too, like quit Twitter; lemme have a rummage. (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 10.28.22: Halloween Freebie!
As far as I can tell, I think one Let’s Talk Bookish every month is a free space, for whatever book-topic you’ve been chewing…
New Comics Haul Week Of 10.26.22
AS BEFITS THE SPOOKITY SZN, our yard has been claimed as the home, albeit probably temporary, of TWO BLACK CATS ₐₙd ₐₗₛₒ ₐ gᵣₑy…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 10.21.22: Do Book Titles Matter?
How much do book titles matter? Unfortunately, I would have to say that titles matter, sometimes a great deal but but maybe not quite…
New Comics Haul Week Of 10.19.22
Well, my wife just called them ‘vampire seeds’ after mishearing me say I was going to have some sunflower seeds, so OBVIOUSLY that’s all…
New Comics Haul Week Of 10.12.22
CHARCUTERIE UPDATE: Asiago? Asiag-no. Thank you; as you were. (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in…
New Comics Haul Week Of 10.5.22
Pop quiz, gentle readers! Are we watching several small children while their parents travel for a funeral, or looking after very drunk friends who…
Word Crimes: Suspect #1
I…love words. I love learning them, love learning about them, love using the exact right one, love using far more of them than are,…
Other Pursuits, September 2022
Hark, fools, the NINE-MONTH OF THE SEVEN-NAME has failed to kill me for the 33rd time. Better luck next year, fucko. N–not really, actually,…
New Comics Haul Week Of 9.28.22
READER: My brain is on fire. Not (or at least not only) for comics reasons, nor for fever reasons because I’m the only one…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 9.30.22: Tracking Reading
This week’s LBT was Choose Your Own Adventure! So I looked back into the LTB Archives to see what would catch my eye like…
New Comics Haul Week Of 9.21.22
Guys, I…think I did a bad thing. At the end of a work meeting today, the Executive Husks passed around this deck of corporate…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 9.23.22: Reading Seasonally
Against all expectation and odds given by local bookies I am back for my second week of LTB, because I got the dang bug…
I Crave The Cronch (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E2)
The second episode of our Percy Jackson & The Olympians-based miniseries in the Scion TTRPG system! Join us for the inaugural Camp Half-Blood Annual…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 9.16.22: Tips For Newbie Bloggers
I’m…fairly sure I’m allowed to do this? I’ll be the first to admit that mine is a very new site, at six months in…
New Comics Haul Week Of 9.14.22
Hm. Forgot how I start my posts.Well, that’s probably as good a way as any; find below a CURATED SELECTION of the finest graphical…
New Comics Haul Week Of 9.7.22
Shortly before beginning this article I received an Alolan Sandshrew in Pokémon Go, courtesy of an egg sent to me by a pal in…
New Comics Haul Week Of 8.31.22
HELLO. I come to you 𝒶-𝓌𝓇𝒾𝑔𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓃’ in the mucous grip of a wee sickness, a vaguely but profoundly uncomfortable eel hoisted from my rightful…
Bulletproof Joie De Vivre (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E1)
Friend of the show Isaac kidnaps us and takes us to Camp Half-Blood, where he forces us to create personas according to strict and…
New Comics Haul Week Of 8.24.22
Yesterday, I called my wife at work to ask what a good name would be for a rat, not a joke-name like Brie Larson…
Born In A Time-Portal, Raised In A Cave (PO.S3.E9)
Tad gets a lesson in workplace etiquette, beloved Canadian computer viruses show up and mug you where you least expect them, and don’t turn…
Ask The Bageler: How Do You Read So Friggin’ Many Books, Guy?
Picture it: I dunno like two weeks ago. One of my followers–oh that’s right, I’ve got a posse–read one of my Monthly Books Read…
Other Pursuits, August 2022
Especially since the advent of this site, I’ve allocated all of my Media Enjoyment Action Points to the ‘Comics’ column, leaving only baseline levels,…
Human Assets (PO.S3.E8)
Hello! Welcome to Ikea-Eh, the number-one employer in Spencer’s Folly and the most responsible custodians of that power and influence a sweet li’l town…
New Comics Haul Week Of 8.17.22
Readers, I come to you now in what may well be my final article; I’ve received a Cease & Desist from Sony Pictures Animation…
Books Read April 2022
Key:-(R) = Re-read-(B) = Read To My Wife At Bedtime– No Author = Comic 1st The Kaiju Preservation Society – John Scalzi I enjoyed…
New Comics Haul Week Of 8.10.22
Readers: Hello. You read the words of a Bageler fresh from the egress of a crisis of identity, or at least of branding. What…
Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)
We’re joined by beloved local art-cryptid Tall Greg on a journey through 2010’s floppingest attempt to do what JK Rowling having a Twitter account…
New Comics Haul Week Of 8.3.22
Before we begin this week’s festivities, a brief moment of gratitude. The other day this here notice popped up on me phone: I realize…
Books Read March 2022
Key:-(R) = Re-read-(B) = Read To My Wife At Bedtime– No Author = Comic 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th That’s all I have to…
Groosebumps (PO.S3.E7)
YELLING AT A HOLY MAN! LOW BLOOD SUGAR! FURNITURE BARRICADES! I N S U B O R D I N A T I O…
New Comics Haul Week Of 7.27.22
This week’s article proves my wife right about something, as all good and useful things in life do. I have offered–indeed, requested–on a number…
Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)
Goodbyes. Betrayals. Prophecies fulfilled. This is the end. Also true secrets of reality television production techniques involving big ol’ rocks, William adopts a SHOCKING…
New Comics Haul Week Of 7.20.22
What a perfectly normal amount of time later to find ourselves at the mercy of another New Comic Book Day! A normal week for…
Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)
PJ brings the bolt home to its thunderin’ daddy, has a family reunion, then a family deunion! Also, we pit our favorite nuts against…
New Comics Haul Week Of 7.13.22
Yes hello and welcome, friends, well-wishers and enemies whose grudging respect I have earned with my baccarat savvy. IT IS ANOTHER WEEK, despite our…
A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)
A family fracas on the beach escalates, claiming the life of at least one surfboar and producing the largest water-crater since the Halifax Explosion!…
New Comics Haul Week Of 7.6.22
GOOD WEDDIN’-DAY, all. I will tell you, without shame: it’s been a rough little while, for many reasons, and it heartens me to know…
Review: Desert Eagle, Vol. 1
This is not my usual kind of comic; I’m not generally intrigued by gangs and crimestyles and juvenile delinquency, no Kuwabara stan was I…
The Only Cheez-It That Can Never Be Eaten
The story of a man’s love for a woman, that woman’s love for salty orange garbage-squares, and the Michigander genius who gave their weird…
As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)
The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in the ground, and they…
New Comics Haul Week Of 6.29.22
We made it to another New Comic Book Day, gang. Some weeks, that’s gotta be enough, and I for one am thankful that it…
Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)
The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades’ exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run from the forces trying…
New Comics Haul Week Of 6.22.22
AND AS IF YOU HADN’T GUESSED YET, IT’S TIME FOR NEW COMICS! Brought to you slightly late this week because my goddamn cat decided…
Books Read February 2022
Key:-(R) = Re-read-(B) = Read To My Wife At Bedtime- No Author = Comic 2nd Chainsaw Man, Vol. 9: BathLook I have almost never…
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So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)
Come on down to Crusty’s Waterbed Warehouse, where PRICES AREN’T ALL WE’RE CUTTING IN HALF! Enjoy our spacious showroom and please, help yourself to any valuables you’d like from the Employees Only area. Also, we get PRETTY NERVOUS about getting nitrogen bubbles in our joints, reveal the definitive and exclusive listing of our pets’ names…
New Comics Haul Week Of 6.15.22
WE INTERRUPT THIS GENTLE WEDNESDAY IN ORDER TO BRING YOU A LIST OF NEW COMICS! You may notice that this is significantly briefer and lighter on the details than my previous lists, and that’s because instead of cramming mini-reviews of related comics into these, I’ve started doing mini-reviews of my monthly books-read lists! This is…
Books Read January 2022
Key:-(R) = Re-read-(B) = Read To My Wife At Bedtime- No Author = Comic 1st She’s My Knight, Vol. 1-SMK is an extremely goddamned cute manga that inverts what I understand are common romance tropes to adorable effect, featuring a cool, confident, stylish high school boy who SOMEHOW keeps ending up in the metaphorical Princess…
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Let’s Talk Bookish Week of 2.3.23: Reviews And Spoilers!
Hi how are you, yes, good, I am glad to hear it, what’s that, why yes, I did have to start my 30-hour playthrough of Fire Emblem: Engage over because I THOUGHT that skirmishes were Classic Mode character-death safe-zones, AND I WAS WRONG, and I am so angry that a team of scientists from Norway… Read more
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Other Pursuits, January 2023
(Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in the preceding month, grants access to a curated members-only Spotify playlist, and includes a piece of exclusive bonus collectible content I will NEVER repost anywhere else, ever!) So that’s a bunch of stuff! Mostly my month was taken up by Bloganuary. Have… Read more
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Bloganuary ’23, Day 31: Good Night, Good Luck, And Watch The Skies
Dearly be-bloggéd, we are gathered here today in remembrance of Bloganuary 2023. We all came to it differently—-one-sentence answers, or long rambling essays about spraypainted sheep and Mario Kart and ceramic panthers, or what the kids call ‘not participating’—-and will take different things from it as it passes like a body of strange weather, to… Read more
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Bloganuary ‘23, Day 30: Coolest Guy On The Block
I HAVE NO TIME TO HASTILY WRITE AN INTRO, I AM SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TO BOOK CLUB. January 30th: What would you title the chapters of your autobiography? Yeahhhhhhhhh I don’t wanna do this one, not for like personal sad reasons or anything but because it…seems a little Live Laugh Love to me,… Read more
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Let’s Talk Bookish Week Of 1.27.23: Freebie!
(Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in the preceding month and includes a piece of exclusive bonus content I will NEVER repost anywhere else, ever!) OL’ FREEBIE STRIKES ONCE AGAIN, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Run ‘er up a flagpole and I will salute…. Read more
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Bloganuary ’23, Day 29: Dial 1-800-NEWSIES
Would anyone like a terrible, SLIGHTLY MURDERATED CAT who pissed all over my D&D books in front of God and everybody yesterday? Jkjk you cannot have him; he is awful, and he is mine, and if he sets PAW near my RPG shelf again he will make, I think we can agree, a very handsome… Read more