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6 Memos: It’s Chormy Weather™️
Memo #1 HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF WORDS THAT I THINK ARE WRONG, by which I mean that I am certain—I am assured by an authority unimpeachable—that they should, in a properly-ordered world, describe different things than what they allegedly do: Memo #2 As someone who grew up in the twilight era of the Happy…
It Truly Was A Manic Monday (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E2)
Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To build sweet-ass go-karts Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won’t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Other Pursuits March 2024, Or: Cultural Hateritage
Balatro (Nintendo Switch) Ohhhh boy, ohohohohoho buddy boy, here’s a trash can to dump all of your free time in for the next month. How does THIS grab ya: Okay obviously that’s a baseball helmet full of insane spaghetti covered in sprinkles that means nothing to anyone, so allow me to explain. Balatro is, at…
7 Memos: Passing The Phibes Check
Memo #1 THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE ARE NEW COWS AT THE COWHAÜS. I GOT TO GIVE THEM SCRITCHEMS ON THEIR GOOD NOSES AND GENTLE FINGERTIP-STROKES BETWEEN THEIR EYES, WHICH IT TURNS OUT THEY LIKE JUST AS MUCH AS CATS AND WIVES WHO ARE FALLING ASLEEP DO. Needless to say: 10/10, no notes, would…
Other Pursuits February 2024: Grim And Hilarious Misfortune
Aerolux Electric Flowers Check this shit out: In This House, we love and fear the glow. Cobalt Core – Nintendo Switch The card-based space-animal roguelike all of your friends won’t shut the hell up about because it rules! Fans of Slay the Spire, Monster Train, and Griftlands would do well to take note. For the…
6 Memos: Perch And Be Counted
Today is my birthday! I had bacon, egg, and grueyre bites for breakfast and watched 2022’s Prey, which will rock your bottom, especially if, like me, you’re pretty friggin’ tired of the diminishing returns the Predator franchise has been offering for the past fifteen years or so! BUT ENOUGH ABOUT BREAKFAST AND BLOODSPORT, let’s get…
Reading Roundup Week Of 2.12.24: Extremely Innocent Behavior
Battle of the Linguist Mages – Scotto Moore I have been thirty percent through this book since before I started the Google blog that preceded this website, because I made the fatal mistake: “taking” “a” “break” during a small lull in the action, and before I could say power French I realized it’s *mumble* years…
Narc of the Covenant (FATE Of Camp Half-Blood, E1)
Who dat goatm’n? Where’d that lifeguard get chlorine-proof blue hair dye? AND WHERE THE CUSS DID MR. D PUT THE PAYROLL FILES, CHIRON HAS TO DO HIS TAXES. Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won’t find…
Reading Roundup Week Of 2.4.24: Parts And Pants Unknown
Batman by Chip Zdarsky, Vol. 2: The Bat-Man Of Gotham Chipper’s first volume was, as expected, spectacular: Batman is once again undone by his only true enemy: himself and was (spoiler) either exploded into his constituent, bat-shaped molecules or, as appears to be the case, flung through the aether into Parts Unknown. In this volume,…