So, every day, WordPress gives you a free writing prompt; usually nothing so focused or fertile as Bloganuary’s provocations, but just a little somthin’ to maybe spark the ol’ thinker, you get it. I’ve got a few drafts of them stored away for a rainy day, but I’ll answer today’s as a SPECIAL BONUS because…
Author: The Bageler
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 16: I Told You I Was Freaky
I don’t have any new cold open material! It’s been A DAY, YOU GUYS, and my life is not that eventful! I went to work and wished I had the day off like my wife did, and that I could join her watching The Nanny in our living room! The most exciting thing that happened…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 15: A Tribe Called MapQuest
THERE IS A NEW FERAL CAT OUTSIDE, presumably lured by the hey-sailor charms of Mama Hallie Ween. A handsome gentleman of the tabby persuasion, we have named him Tom Hagen, for he is not a wartime consigliere, but a lovetime, if Hallie has anything to say about it. We really hope no new kittens come…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 14: The Bleating Edge Of The Meadium
ONE DAY, when my wife was a young vet tech the mere sight of whom in her scrubs would’ve killed me outright both then and now, they got two nearly identical giant orange tomcats, both named Bill. “What are the odds?”, one might ask, and I would tell one what I tell her every time…
Bloganuary ‘23, Day 13: “Hey What Do I Call This Post?” “Done.”
Y’know, maybe I should stop just writing ‘alskfjasld;fjasl;dkfj’ in this space as a placeholder and trusting Future Me to remember to put something else here. That guy can’t be trusted! He isn’t even born yet. January 13th: If You Had A Billion U.S. Dollars, How Would You Spend It? (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my…
Let’s Talk Bookish Week of 1.13.22: Problematic Inspiration
Normally, I try to start my posts off with an unrelated mini-thought, a kind of cold open, but tonight I am without even the ghost of an idea, for mine was a busy day, filled with vet visits and exercise and voiceover work (about which I’m too excited to even pretend to #humblebrag) and, most…
Noo Doot Aboot It (The Sea Of Monsters, Chapter 3)
Oh are you kidding me–gang I’m so sorry, I left my wallet in the pool, does anybody have exact cab fare to…HELL???PJ & Co. learn the terrible, giant secret behind the invention of mouthwash! The Gray Ladies get an eyeful of traffic! Tyson wants to use Annabeth’s backpack as a Barf Bag By Jansport™️ and…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 12: Y’all Punk-Ass Grackles Don’t Know Me
GANG I WALKED SO MUCH AT THE PARK TODAY, I GOT THREE MILES AND BURNED LIKE 400 CALORIES AND CAUGHT SO MANY FRIGGIN’ POKÉMON, I HAVE A DRAGONAIR NOW, HIS NAME IS ‘NAIR AUTOMATA’ WHICH IS A JOKE FOR NO ONE, THAT GYM BELONGS TO TEAM MYSTIC UNTIL THE SUN DEVOURS US ALL, AND MY…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 11: Red Shell Blues
[Exterior: the park, this afternoon] [My newphew/grandson-type-boy (shut up life is complicated, focus) and I are playing Mario Kart by running around the perimeter of the playground like it’s the Dry Dry Desert] Me: Nyoom, etc.! I’m gonna take a shortcut! Me: [cuts past a swingset to scoop 1st Place, which I will remind the…
Bloganuary ’23, Day 10: THAT IS ALL.
No intro! NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SINCE LAST NIGHT, JEEZ. January 10th:Has A Book Changed Your Life? (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in the preceding month, grants access to a curated members-only Spotify playlist, and includes a piece of exclusive bonus collectible content I will NEVER repost anywhere else,…
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