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Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)

We're joined by beloved local art-cryptid Tall Greg on a journey through 2010's floppingest attempt to do what JK Rowling having a Twitter account couldn't! Also William tells us where traitors, snakes, and alligators come from, Casey learns a lesson about bringing up Etsy in casual conversation, and Greg gives us a primer on the… Continue reading Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)

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Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)

Goodbyes. Betrayals. Prophecies fulfilled. This is the end. Also true secrets of reality television production techniques involving big ol’ rocks, William adopts a SHOCKING pro-littering stance, and after absorbing listener feedback we FINALLY incorporate some Jacques Cousteau-centric content. We hear you, we see you, we are confused by you but too afraid to disobey. Find… Continue reading Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)

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Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)

PJ brings the bolt home to its thunderin' daddy, has a family reunion, then a family deunion! Also, we pit our favorite nuts against each other in an amuse-bouche battle royale, William expresses confidence that he could take a 12-year-old in a fight, Casey’s long game comes to fruition in a shocking betrayal of the… Continue reading Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)

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A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)

A family fracas on the beach escalates, claiming the life of at least one surfboar and producing the largest water-crater since the Halifax Explosion! LOOK PJ FIGHTS ARES, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT, but we find a way to say nothin' for an hour, and we thank you for the privilege in The… Continue reading A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)

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As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in the ground, and they escape only to encounter a MedusaCo product demo and a desperately overwhelmed city manager with haunted pants! Also William explains a rich man’s boom-fruit to us, secret relationship techniques are revealed,… Continue reading As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

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Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades' exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run from the forces trying to drag them into the afterlife! JUST LIKE WE ALL DO EVERY DAY! ALSO, the good name of Samuel Morse is BESMIRCHED, William reveals how much of him a dog is… Continue reading Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

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So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

Come on down to Crusty's Waterbed Warehouse, where PRICES AREN'T ALL WE'RE CUTTING IN HALF! Enjoy our spacious showroom and please, help yourself to any valuables you'd like from the Employees Only area. Also, we get PRETTY NERVOUS about getting nitrogen bubbles in our joints, reveal the definitive and exclusive listing of our pets’ names… Continue reading So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

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Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

The dang gang takes a cross-country roadtrip with a zooful of misfit critters and then spend a relaxing time at the Lotus Hotel & Casino! They have a great time! THEY HAVE A NORMAL TIME AT A NORMAL RESORT THAT APPEARS ON MAPS. Also the list of enemies from our hosts’ childhood grows, we settle… Continue reading Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

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It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

The gang eats burgers that were SCARED OUT OF A TERRIBLE WAITRESS, visit yet another ossified carcass of once-plentiful American economic megafauna, and get bamboozled into being reality TV stars for a vengeful god who, in retrospect, was DEFINITELY planning on broadcasting live god-sex to all of Olympus, right? Is this just an elaborate game… Continue reading It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

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A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)

COME GET CATFISHED WITH US! PJ has a wee moment at the bottom of a river--we've all been there, we all know this classic way--and receives a word of guidance to...g-go where he was going anyway? Also! The origins of the world’s first floating McDonalds, a list of things baseball bats are not useful for,… Continue reading A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)