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New Comics Haul Week Of 9.28.22

READER: My brain is on fire. Not (or at least not only) for comics reasons, nor for fever reasons because I'm the only one left in this goddamn state who wears a mask, but for a reason I don't think I've ever brought up in my writings here: my lifelong, absolutely personality-destroying obsession with neography,… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 9.28.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 9.21.22

Guys, I...think I did a bad thing. At the end of a work meeting today, the Executive Husks passed around this deck of corporate affirmation cards with things like 'Enthusiasm' and 'Confidence' and 'Subservience To Authority' and 'Not Too Attached To My Family' on them; you take one, you see the trait in yourself, same… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 9.21.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 9.14.22

Hm. Forgot how I start my posts.Well, that's probably as good a way as any; find below a CURATED SELECTION of the finest graphical novelties on the market, hot from the Comixology mi--y'know what no, I'm 100% sure that if I made that joke I'd get a news alert moments afterward revealing that Amazon did,… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 9.14.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 9.7.22

Shortly before beginning this article I received an Alolan Sandshrew in PokΓ©mon Go, courtesy of an egg sent to me by a pal in France; her name is Shrew Barrymore, and I've only had her for half an hour but if anything happens to her I will Faint everyone in this gym and then myself.… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 9.7.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 8.31.22

HELLO. I come to you 𝒢-π“Œπ“‡π’Ύπ‘”π‘”π“π’Ύπ“ƒ' in the mucous grip of a wee sickness, a vaguely but profoundly uncomfortable eel hoisted from my rightful mire into a rowboat rented for a poorly-conceived bachelor party. Will they figure out how to cook me before Clarf is reduced to a skeleton in a corduroy tux? Will Glebra… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 8.31.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 8.24.22

Yesterday, I called my wife at work to ask what a good name would be for a rat, not a joke-name like Brie Larson or Whisker Briskly: Private Eye, but like a good name. She yelled "MR. COFFEE" and hung up. I don't know what she was in such a hurry to get back to;… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 8.24.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 8.17.22

Readers, I come to you now in what may well be my final article; I've received a Cease & Desist from Sony Pictures Animation because they're AFRAID OF THE TRUTH: my edit of ALF without a laugh-track is the SUPERIOR VERSION, and the PEOPLE DESERVE IT. That's a joke in so much as it's not… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 8.17.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 8.10.22

Readers: Hello. You read the words of a Bageler fresh from the egress of a crisis of identity, or at least of branding. What the hell's a Bageler? Why should anybody care to read what one has to say? Surely some other name, something more indicative would suit me better and draw an audience more… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 8.10.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 8.3.22

Before we begin this week's festivities, a brief moment of gratitude. The other day this here notice popped up on me phone: I realize that on the scale of, y'know, the rest of the internet, that's literally nothing, and indeed a decent percentage of it is almost certainly me doing format-checks on posts. Nonetheless, that… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 8.3.22

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New Comics Haul Week Of 7.27.22

This week's article proves my wife right about something, as all good and useful things in life do. I have offered--indeed, requested--on a number of occasions to just merge our finances and let her take care of the money, but she's a scrupulous watcher of bank balances and tells me that she simply could not… Continue reading New Comics Haul Week Of 7.27.22