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Category: Recording
Mutton But Trouble (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 14)
PJ and the gang book a ticket to Toon Town, Population: HIJINX. DOES Polyphemus have any discount codes for his Etsy shop we could use? What IS a goat if not a large rabbit? And WHEN will William kill the douche buzzing their bike up and down his street while SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO…
Boyz II Menudo (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 13)
TAKE me down to the shipwreck graveyard, where the grass is seaweed and the girls are HYPNOTIC and/or tied to the mast, but in fairness that’s the one we brought with us. WILL Annabeth achieve her dream of constructing a Neo-Mannahatta and the far wilder, more outlandish goal of having a stable, functional family? CAN…
Every Little Bing She Does Is Magic (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 12)
COME ON IN, WE’VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. You’ve selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we’ve lined up a whole slate of activities for you, such as: -Nutritional Evaluation and Gradual Glamification Including New Garments -Non-optional waxing session (turtles provided) -Our famous celery buffet, with entertainment provided by the world-famous Teachin’ Ed…
A Fistful Of Bitcoin (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 11)
Steamboat shenanigans get OUT OF HAND AND INTO GIANT MOUTH as PJ and his reluctant crew struggle for their own lives and that of the S.S. The Confederacy Were Racist Cowards! CAN we stop playing Resident Evil 4 long enough to actually record the episode? HOW many drops can one editor fit into a single…
Momster & Poplyphemus (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 10)
Percy applies for a small business loan, Annabeth refuses to check her biclops privilege, we trade POWERFUL PANCAKE SECRETS, and a special preview of the new story in Meowtlaw Country, my long-running fanfiction series about the stray cats in my neighborhood! Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon…
Sarcophagus? I ‘Ardly KNOWphagus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Chs. 8 +9)
So, listen, SOMETIMES a Y2K happens and two episodes get their chips chomped EVEN THOUGH THE CLOUD IS A THING.When this happens, three friends have to put aside their differences, make ready the jazz gummies, and grumpily re-record them. So come on in, scrumble yourself up some of the blue soup of friendship, and listen…
Sonic The Hęrdgëhåg (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 7)
Percy and ABC mend their wounded friendship through the most powerful healing of all: mutual hatred of an authority figure, divine customer service is revealed to run on the same principles as that in the mortal world, and we’re officially changing the name of the podcast to Rats Are Delicious! THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED…
Practical Paul And The Fairy Ring [Courtesy of Scary Stories For The Soul]
GANG I KEEP MEANING TO DANG TELL YOU, I got to do some guest voice-work for an old classmate/Facebook pal who has a podcast about folklore and spooklepations and similar, and asked me to read a short story about why you don’t fuck with the wee folk! Ironically, sharing this with you requires me to…
Bunkey Musiness (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 6)
Camp Half-Blood has a latter-day Wacky Races in the parking lot of an HEB, a tradesperson attempts to bamboozle us into playing Magic: The Gathering, and the first installment of our new hit segment APPLE CHAT! And a BONUS sneak peek of our new TTRPG adventure in the exciting Fishblade system! Find us on Twitter…