The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man’s life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the…
Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa–or what’s left of her–in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin’ tenders and popcorn chicken…
WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE?HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return?WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny’s, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing? THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on…
Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems! WHO is Chad McChad? HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie? And WHY do cultist robes only come in one size? Peculiar Objects is run by Thony “Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep” Moore…
THIS SUMMER, JOIN YOUR FAVORITE JUNIOR DUMDUMS IN: ESCAPE FROM PORKY’S! Kitt and Oddie make ready for their stealth mission to investigate the secret skulduggery taking place in Towne Centre AND ALSO for tomorrow’s big math test! It’s a safe bet: THEY’RE GONNA NEED A MONTAGE. CAN the two of them figure out what this…
LET THE INFILTRATION OF PORKY’S BEGIN. HOW will Oddie and Kitt bamboozle their way past a ticket-taker and into the raunchy teen smooching-comedy wherein a CLANDESTINE MEETING is taking place? WHAT is the nature of the event that the teens of Spencer’s Folly speak of in hushed, afeared tones, but which they also cannot escape?…
STRANGE THINGS are afoot in Spencer’s Folly, Alaskanadia:WHERE has wee Carly Figueroa gone, and how the crap is Oddie supposed to do his science fair presentation without her? HE’S JUST A SMOL BOY.IF Johnny the soda-jerk is a vampire, how has he left the Four Corners Soda Fountain? AND ALSO HOW IS HE A TWICE-MAN?WHAT…
ProTAGonists, you’re ITgonists! Meet Eddie “Oddie” Oddwards and Kitt Russell, Junior Lawman, two of the finest young dumdums a town plagued by spooklepated happenings could hope for! Learn the origins of everyone’s favorite TINY, FREQUENTLY-INJURED DAREDEVIL, who will stop at nothing, who will risk ANYTHING, in the name of SWEET JUMPS. THRILL at the first…
ENTER THE MYSTERY OF THE MOOSEWOOD. Join Nigel and Casey as Thony guides them through a tabletop adventure in the Kids On Bikes system! There’re STRANGE DOINGS afoot in Spencer’s Folly, a small town in Alaska and/or Maybe Canada in the year 198X, and we’re gonna get to the bottom of it! WHAT is the…