The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
TODAY, I taught some small boys how to play TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge, and was afforded the privilage of claiming Donatello as my permaturtle as long as I allowed that Oldest Boy was, now and forever, The Red One. This, to me, is a fair trade; Raph may be cool but rude, but Donny—as we know—does…
Day 3! Of the year, of Bloganuary, and of the rest of our lives! If we all keep the pact we made that terrible night and never speak of it again, Susan. January 3rd:What Is Your Earliest Memory? (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in the preceding…
Okay, yesterday’s prompt was kinda abstract, hopefully today will be a little more straitfo–OH COME ON. January 2nd:How Are You Brave? (Obligatory reminder to subscribe to my once-monthly newsletter here, which rounds up everything I wrote in the preceding month, grants access to a curated members-only Spotify playlist, and includes a piece of exclusive bonus…
LET IT BEGINUARY. For those unaware, Bloganuary is a daily writing-prompt…game, I guess??? in the style of your Let’s Talk Bookishes and Top Ten Tuesdays and WWW Wednesdays and similar, courtesy of our Benevolent Sovereigns at WordPress, whose dark, undreaming sleep we pray will never be disturbed. WordPress: The Shadows Will Bleed And The Locks…