The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
PJ receives a gift at knifepoint, does accidental sexisms and wastes a PERFECTLY GOOD hunk of mouthwatering brisket! We also go on an ABSOLUTE RAMPAGE of a beverage tangent, examine what jerks the gods are from a theological perspective, and give you a GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE with a personalized Tarot reading covering the week…
ASSUME THE EXPOSITION, campers, ’cause Chiron and Annabeth are HERE TO EXPLAIN SOME STUFF, and WE ARE HERE to be PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE with MUCH OF WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY RE: DISABILITY. Ah, time makes fools of us all. Also, the SHOCKING ORIGINS of a scam the United States military and medical apparatus have been…
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A STRANGE SUMMER CAMP AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FED A DELICIOUS POPCORN-PUDDING AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF GIVEN A PRETTY XENOPHOBIC EXPLANATION OF THE STATE OF THE THEOLOGICAL UNION BY A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF: “WELL, WHY DID I COME HERE?” We…
PJ finally gets some friggin’ answers around here! And by ‘answers’ we mean ‘car crashes and emotional trauma’. ALSO: A lecture in the KINETIC PRINCIPLES of BOVINE MOMENTUM from our visiting Professor of Cow Science, a brief aside on the time Doctor Doom was indisputably the victim of the Fantastic Four, and an introduction to…
WHOA-OH, SAINT SALLY, BAM-A-LAM, we meet PJ’s mom and his stepfather MOST WICKED, who DOESN’T EVEN USE his discount electronics privileges to score PJ free HD-DVDs, new skins for his Zune or the latest breed of Furbo! Also he and his mom go to the beach to watch ANIMALS FIGHT EACH OTHER! Be prepared to…
PJ bucks a CORRUPT ACADEMIC SYSTEM and is sentenced to live on a BUS for his THOUGHTCRIMES, where he and Grover get snippy with their three grandmas and try to collect enough fruit for an extra life, and we ask the age old question: Where the hell is Pierce Brosnan actually from? Join us as…
Little House On The Prairie – Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House is one of my very favorite shows, and has become a large part of my personal mythology. I came to it reluctantly, buying the boxed set for my wife one Christmas because she loved it when she was a kid, prepared to sit through what I…
Books Read 2020 Key: -(R) = Re-read -(B) = Read To My Wife At Bedtime – No Author = Comic January (1st) Joe Golem: Occult Detective, Vol. 2: The Outer Dark (2nd) Joe Golem: Occult Detective, Vol. 3: The Drowning City (3rd) Five Ghosts, Vol. 1: The Haunting Of Fabian Gray (R) Five Ghosts,…
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