The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi “I can explain,” I blurted out. This was a lie, I could not. – “You didn’t insult me by offering me money. You insulted me by thinking I could be bought.” – “This is not working,” I said to the plant. The plant, while sympathetic, I’m…
Good evening. Thank you for joining me, and please feel free to help yourself to a frosty Fanta in the flavor of your choice, including Limited-Edition And Possibly Fictional Goozleberry. Find below a photo-graph of Haplocanthosaurus Delfsi, a dead-ass thunder lizard first discovered in Colorado in 1954. Pictured is the most complete…
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