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Review: The Kaiju Preservation Society, by John Scalzi

The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi     "I can explain," I blurted out. This was a lie, I could not. - "You didn't insult me by offering me money. You insulted me by thinking I could be bought." - "This is not working," I said to the plant. The plant, while sympathetic, I'm… Continue reading Review: The Kaiju Preservation Society, by John Scalzi

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The Dinosaur To Which I Am Heir, Or: I, Jerk

    Good evening. Thank you for joining me, and please feel free to help yourself to a frosty Fanta in the flavor of your choice, including Limited-Edition And Possibly Fictional Goozleberry.     Find below a photo-graph of Haplocanthosaurus Delfsi, a dead-ass thunder lizard first discovered in Colorado in 1954. Pictured is the most complete… Continue reading The Dinosaur To Which I Am Heir, Or: I, Jerk