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As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in the ground, and they escape only to encounter a MedusaCo product demo and a desperately overwhelmed city manager with haunted pants! Also William explains a rich man’s boom-fruit to us, secret relationship techniques are revealed,… Continue reading As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

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Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades' exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run from the forces trying to drag them into the afterlife! JUST LIKE WE ALL DO EVERY DAY! ALSO, the good name of Samuel Morse is BESMIRCHED, William reveals how much of him a dog is… Continue reading Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

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So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

Come on down to Crusty's Waterbed Warehouse, where PRICES AREN'T ALL WE'RE CUTTING IN HALF! Enjoy our spacious showroom and please, help yourself to any valuables you'd like from the Employees Only area. Also, we get PRETTY NERVOUS about getting nitrogen bubbles in our joints, reveal the definitive and exclusive listing of our pets’ names… Continue reading So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

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Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

The dang gang takes a cross-country roadtrip with a zooful of misfit critters and then spend a relaxing time at the Lotus Hotel & Casino! They have a great time! THEY HAVE A NORMAL TIME AT A NORMAL RESORT THAT APPEARS ON MAPS. Also the list of enemies from our hosts’ childhood grows, we settle… Continue reading Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

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It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

The gang eats burgers that were SCARED OUT OF A TERRIBLE WAITRESS, visit yet another ossified carcass of once-plentiful American economic megafauna, and get bamboozled into being reality TV stars for a vengeful god who, in retrospect, was DEFINITELY planning on broadcasting live god-sex to all of Olympus, right? Is this just an elaborate game… Continue reading It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

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Sticky Skittles (PO.S3.E6)

STREETLIGHT KILLER, QU’EST-CE QUE C’EST?A murderous maple-monstro menaces our main mini-mans among the misty musk of the mysterious moosewood! Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at… Continue reading Sticky Skittles (PO.S3.E6)

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A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)

COME GET CATFISHED WITH US! PJ has a wee moment at the bottom of a river--we've all been there, we all know this classic way--and receives a word of guidance to...g-go where he was going anyway? Also! The origins of the world’s first floating McDonalds, a list of things baseball bats are not useful for,… Continue reading A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)

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Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)

PJ and the gang douse themselves in paranoia fuel, have a confrontation with a beloved Bakersfield icon and commit some LIGHT terrorism at the top of a national monument, as a treat. Also William forgets how old he is and sends Casey into a Quantum Leap, we argue about the ground and whether there’s such… Continue reading Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)

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Dangerous Diamonds (PO.S3.E5)

Oddie finds himself in DAMEGER as a new angle to the mystery of temporally-displaced citizens reveals itself, and Kitt overcomes his greatest challenge yet: his partner’s handwriting. Oh also there’s something about a monstro that’s haunted the nightmares of Spencer’s Folly for decades revealing itself and making a play. for our heroes’ sweet, Pibb-filled boy-guts,… Continue reading Dangerous Diamonds (PO.S3.E5)

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A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)

PJ and the crew receive GUIDANCE and WISDOM and SASS and TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS from a most unexpected source! Also we immediately make several terrible mistakes surrounding the number 12, discover the topic that may very well break this friendship in twain, and we unveil Jerry Lewis’s SECRET SWEDISH ORIGIN STORY in The Lightning Thief,… Continue reading A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)