The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
Clarisse gets what’s coming to her, PJ gets some advice from a snake, and the Donut Hydra has a job interview! Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won’t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember:…
PONIES TO MEET YOU, FLORIDA, as Luke is in the mood for ribs and Maury has some BIG NEWS for Chiron! Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won’t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember:…
The gang wash ashore in the Land of Golden Girls, Luke accidentally becomes a reality TV star at the worst possible moment, and William finally tells us what unforgivable thing England did to him! Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and…
The stage is set for the FINAL SHOWDOWN between our two favorite cyclopes, William derides the public’s ability to enjoy a Cuban sandwich the right way, Isaac SAYS A CUSS, and Casey remains a shockingly vocal Polyphemus apologist for POSSIBLY THE LAST TIME! Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on…
Listen nothing I can say here will prepare you for Southland Tales, or indeed for the three of us talking about Southland Tales. Just chop off your thumbs, put on your favorite Boxer Santaros movie, and aim at something you won’t miss. Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon…
ENGAGE ATTACK PLAN MACEDONIA, ARM THE ANCIENT GREEK PUNS, AND DAMN THE CYCLOPES. Find us on http://www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won’t find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
PJ and the gang book a ticket to Toon Town, Population: HIJINX. DOES Polyphemus have any discount codes for his Etsy shop we could use? What IS a goat if not a large rabbit? And WHEN will William kill the douche buzzing their bike up and down his street while SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO…
TAKE me down to the shipwreck graveyard, where the grass is seaweed and the girls are HYPNOTIC and/or tied to the mast, but in fairness that’s the one we brought with us. WILL Annabeth achieve her dream of constructing a Neo-Mannahatta and the far wilder, more outlandish goal of having a stable, functional family? CAN…
COME ON IN, WE’VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. You’ve selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we’ve lined up a whole slate of activities for you, such as: -Nutritional Evaluation and Gradual Glamification Including New Garments -Non-optional waxing session (turtles provided) -Our famous celery buffet, with entertainment provided by the world-famous Teachin’ Ed…
Steamboat shenanigans get OUT OF HAND AND INTO GIANT MOUTH as PJ and his reluctant crew struggle for their own lives and that of the S.S. The Confederacy Were Racist Cowards! CAN we stop playing Resident Evil 4 long enough to actually record the episode? HOW many drops can one editor fit into a single…