The very finest in fake lies, yelling, and jokes that aren't worth the legwork
Listen: Sometimes you blow up your school. Sometimes the Lord of the Flies reenactment goes horribly right. SOMETIMES, JOE BOB LOVES BABYCAKES. And for better or worse, we’re here for ALL of those times. Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows…
PJ’S BACK TO BRAVE THE SEA OF MONSTERS AND SO ARE WE, FOOLS!What the HELL is happening outside the fifth-story window? Why is Saint Sally dressed like Homelander? And most importantly, CAN we stretch this paper-thin chapter for an entire episode? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at…
It’s all come down to this! WHO can answer the fiendish riddles three of the Korn Pixies? WILL Mr. Coffee get the wee rat-jacuzzi he so richly deserves? HOW will Martha resist the perfectly natural impulse to give Harry a lava-swirly? Will Colby Brooks finally get what’s coming to him? All these and more in…
The second episode of our Percy Jackson & The Olympians-based miniseries in the Scion TTRPG system! Join us for the inaugural Camp Half-Blood Annual Scavenger Hunt, now with REAL scavengers! THRILL as we face a series of challenges, each more FIENDISH AND ADORABLE THAN THE LAST for the ultimate prize: a TROPHY/RAT HOT-TUB! What nefarious…
Friend of the show Isaac kidnaps us and takes us to Camp Half-Blood, where he forces us to create personas according to strict and baffling rules, some of which may be in French! Come meet our characters for this inter-season RPG miniseries, and their animal familiars that you’re gonna care about more than the characters…
We’re joined by beloved local art-cryptid Tall Greg on a journey through 2010’s floppingest attempt to do what JK Rowling having a Twitter account couldn’t! Also William tells us where traitors, snakes, and alligators come from, Casey learns a lesson about bringing up Etsy in casual conversation, and Greg gives us a primer on the…
Goodbyes. Betrayals. Prophecies fulfilled. This is the end. Also true secrets of reality television production techniques involving big ol’ rocks, William adopts a SHOCKING pro-littering stance, and after absorbing listener feedback we FINALLY incorporate some Jacques Cousteau-centric content. We hear you, we see you, we are confused by you but too afraid to disobey. Find…
PJ brings the bolt home to its thunderin’ daddy, has a family reunion, then a family deunion! Also, we pit our favorite nuts against each other in an amuse-bouche battle royale, William expresses confidence that he could take a 12-year-old in a fight, Casey’s long game comes to fruition in a shocking betrayal of the…
A family fracas on the beach escalates, claiming the life of at least one surfboar and producing the largest water-crater since the Halifax Explosion! LOOK PJ FIGHTS ARES, THERE’S NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT, but we find a way to say nothin’ for an hour, and we thank you for the privilege in The…
The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in the ground, and they escape only to encounter a MedusaCo product demo and a desperately overwhelmed city manager with haunted pants! Also William explains a rich man’s boom-fruit to us, secret relationship techniques are revealed,…