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The Jackson Two

The Jackson Two is–and this is one of the few things I can guarantee in this godless world–the absolute only podcast where my pals William and Isaac and I read through the entire damn series of Percy Jackson series. I DEFY YOU TO FIND ANOTHER, AND IF YOU DO, I OFFER THIS GOLD PIECE TO THE ONE WHO BRINGS ME ITS HEAD.


Boyz II Menudo (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 13)

Boyz II Menudo (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 13)

TAKE me down to the shipwreck graveyard, where the grass is seaweed and the girls are HYPNOTIC and/or tied to…

by The Bageler June 2, 2023May 19, 2023
Every Little Bing She Does Is Magic (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 12)

Every Little Bing She Does Is Magic (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 12)

COME ON IN, WE’VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. You’ve selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we’ve lined…

by The Bageler May 19, 2023May 19, 2023
A Fistful Of Bitcoin (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 11)

A Fistful Of Bitcoin (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 11)

Steamboat shenanigans get OUT OF HAND AND INTO GIANT MOUTH as PJ and his reluctant crew struggle for their own…

by The Bageler May 6, 2023May 1, 2023
Momster & Poplyphemus (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 10)

Momster & Poplyphemus (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 10)

Percy applies for a small business loan, Annabeth refuses to check her biclops privilege, we trade POWERFUL PANCAKE SECRETS, and…

by The Bageler April 14, 2023
Sarcophagus? I ‘Ardly KNOWphagus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Chs. 8 +9)

Sarcophagus? I ‘Ardly KNOWphagus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Chs. 8 +9)

So, listen, SOMETIMES a Y2K happens and two episodes get their chips chomped EVEN THOUGH THE CLOUD IS A THING.When…

by The Bageler April 1, 2023
Sonic The Hęrdgëhåg (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 7)

Sonic The Hęrdgëhåg (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 7)

Percy and ABC mend their wounded friendship through the most powerful healing of all: mutual hatred of an authority figure,…

by The Bageler March 21, 2023
Bunkey Musiness (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 6)

Bunkey Musiness (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 6)

Camp Half-Blood has a latter-day Wacky Races in the parking lot of an HEB, a tradesperson attempts to bamboozle us…

by The Bageler February 24, 2023February 15, 2023
Like Nick At Nite, But Stabbier (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 5)

Like Nick At Nite, But Stabbier (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 5)

An upsetting dinner, a sophisticated and agile beverage, casual racism we’re not sure we can tolerate much longer, and surprise…

by The Bageler February 10, 2023February 15, 2023
That Kind Of Moochanism (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch.4)

That Kind Of Moochanism (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch.4)

Aw JEEZ, who let these golden retrievers into our studio?! They’re–NO, MY FICUS! It–PUT THAT DOWN, MR. WORF IS AN…

by The Bageler January 27, 2023February 15, 2023
Noo Doot Aboot It (The Sea Of Monsters, Chapter 3)

Noo Doot Aboot It (The Sea Of Monsters, Chapter 3)

Oh are you kidding me–gang I’m so sorry, I left my wallet in the pool, does anybody have exact cab…

by The Bageler January 13, 2023January 12, 2023
The Blamethrower (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 2)

The Blamethrower (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 2)

Listen: Sometimes you blow up your school. Sometimes the Lord of the Flies reenactment goes horribly right. SOMETIMES, JOE BOB…

by The Bageler December 30, 2022December 21, 2022
Litmus? I ‘Ardly KNOW Mus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 1)

Litmus? I ‘Ardly KNOW Mus! (The Sea Of Monsters, Ch. 1)

PJ’S BACK TO BRAVE THE SEA OF MONSTERS AND SO ARE WE, FOOLS!What the HELL is happening outside the fifth-story…

by The Bageler December 23, 2022December 21, 2022
Basilisk Of Baker Street (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E3)

Basilisk Of Baker Street (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E3)

It’s all come down to this! WHO can answer the fiendish riddles three of the Korn Pixies? WILL Mr. Coffee…

by The Bageler December 9, 2022December 7, 2022
I Crave The Cronch (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E2)

I Crave The Cronch (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E2)

The second episode of our Percy Jackson & The Olympians-based miniseries in the Scion TTRPG system! Join us for the…

by The Bageler September 23, 2022
Bulletproof Joie De Vivre (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E1)

Bulletproof Joie De Vivre (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E1)

Friend of the show Isaac kidnaps us and takes us to Camp Half-Blood, where he forces us to create personas…

by The Bageler August 29, 2022September 23, 2022
Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)

Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)

We’re joined by beloved local art-cryptid Tall Greg on a journey through 2010’s floppingest attempt to do what JK Rowling…

by The Bageler August 12, 2022August 23, 2022
Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)

Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)

Goodbyes. Betrayals. Prophecies fulfilled. This is the end. Also true secrets of reality television production techniques involving big ol’ rocks,…

by The Bageler July 26, 2022August 23, 2022
Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)

Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)

PJ brings the bolt home to its thunderin’ daddy, has a family reunion, then a family deunion! Also, we pit…

by The Bageler July 20, 2022August 23, 2022
A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)

A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)

A family fracas on the beach escalates, claiming the life of at least one surfboar and producing the largest water-crater…

by The Bageler July 8, 2022August 23, 2022
As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)

The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in…

by The Bageler July 1, 2022August 23, 2022
Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)

The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades’ exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run…

by The Bageler June 24, 2022August 23, 2022
So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)

Come on down to Crusty’s Waterbed Warehouse, where PRICES AREN’T ALL WE’RE CUTTING IN HALF! Enjoy our spacious showroom and…

by The Bageler June 17, 2022August 23, 2022
Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)

The dang gang takes a cross-country roadtrip with a zooful of misfit critters and then spend a relaxing time at…

by The Bageler June 10, 2022August 23, 2022
It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)

The gang eats burgers that were SCARED OUT OF A TERRIBLE WAITRESS, visit yet another ossified carcass of once-plentiful American…

by The Bageler June 3, 2022August 23, 2022
A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)

A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)

COME GET CATFISHED WITH US! PJ has a wee moment at the bottom of a river–we’ve all been there, we…

by The Bageler May 27, 2022August 23, 2022
Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)

Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)

PJ and the gang douse themselves in paranoia fuel, have a confrontation with a beloved Bakersfield icon and commit some…

by The Bageler May 20, 2022August 23, 2022
A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)

A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)

PJ and the crew receive GUIDANCE and WISDOM and SASS and TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS from a most unexpected source! Also…

by The Bageler May 13, 2022August 23, 2022
Gor-Gon Girl (The Lightning Thief, Ch.11)

Gor-Gon Girl (The Lightning Thief, Ch.11)

PJ and the Camp Half-Blood crew set about demolishing both a small businesswoman’s shop AND a platter of delicious hamburgers,…

by The Bageler May 6, 2022August 23, 2022
Against All Dodds (The Lightning Thief, Ch.10)

Against All Dodds (The Lightning Thief, Ch.10)

THE GANG GETS BUS-TED! Uncle Rick FINALLY gives us a cool gear-up scene, things go VERY wrong in a bus…

by The Bageler April 29, 2022August 23, 2022
Beam Me Up, Olympus (The Lightning Thief, Ch.9)

Beam Me Up, Olympus (The Lightning Thief, Ch.9)

PJ gets to wax oracular, gives Chiron a taste of his own ivermectin, and is finally set upon his quest…

by The Bageler April 22, 2022August 23, 2022
The Swording Hat (The Lightning Thief, Ch.8)

The Swording Hat (The Lightning Thief, Ch.8)

PJ and the gang embark on their most perilous and foolhardy trial yet: VIGOROUS EXERCISE IMMEDIATELY AFTER A HUGE BARBECUE…

by The Bageler April 15, 2022August 23, 2022
Pier Pressure (The Lightning Thief, Ch.7)

Pier Pressure (The Lightning Thief, Ch.7)

PJ receives a gift at knifepoint, does accidental sexisms and wastes a PERFECTLY GOOD hunk of mouthwatering brisket! We also…

by The Bageler April 8, 2022August 23, 2022
A Mess O’ Potamia (The Lightning Thief, Ch.6)

A Mess O’ Potamia (The Lightning Thief, Ch.6)

ASSUME THE EXPOSITION, campers, ’cause Chiron and Annabeth are HERE TO EXPLAIN SOME STUFF, and WE ARE HERE to be…

by The Bageler March 25, 2022August 23, 2022
Jason Meowmeowa (The Lightning Thief, Ch.5)

Jason Meowmeowa (The Lightning Thief, Ch.5)

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A STRANGE SUMMER CAMP AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FED A DELICIOUS POPCORN-PUDDING AND…

by The Bageler March 18, 2022August 23, 2022
A Crossfade With Some Stank On It (The Lightning Thief, Ch.4)

A Crossfade With Some Stank On It (The Lightning Thief, Ch.4)

PJ finally gets some friggin’ answers around here! And by ‘answers’ we mean ‘car crashes and emotional trauma’. ALSO: A…

by The Bageler March 11, 2022August 23, 2022
Red, White, And Bleu Cheese (The Lightning Thief, Ch.3)

Red, White, And Bleu Cheese (The Lightning Thief, Ch.3)

WHOA-OH, SAINT SALLY, BAM-A-LAM, we meet PJ’s mom and his stepfather MOST WICKED, who DOESN’T EVEN USE his discount electronics…

by The Bageler March 4, 2022August 23, 2022
The Gospel Of Pac-Man (The Lightning Thief, Ch.2)

The Gospel Of Pac-Man (The Lightning Thief, Ch.2)

PJ bucks a CORRUPT ACADEMIC SYSTEM and is sentenced to live on a BUS for his THOUGHTCRIMES, where he and…

by The Bageler February 25, 2022August 23, 2022
Spiritually Dutch (The Lightning Thief, Ch.1)

Spiritually Dutch (The Lightning Thief, Ch.1)

A school visit to the museum goes terribly awry, we discuss Percy’s role in the invasion of Iraq, and learn…

by The Bageler February 18, 2022August 23, 2022
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