The Jackson Two is–and this is one of the few things I can guarantee in this godless world–the absolute only podcast where my pal William and I read through the entire damn series of Percy Jackson series. I DEFY YOU TO FIND ANOTHER, AND IF YOU DO, I OFFER THIS GOLD PIECE TO THE ONE WHO BRINGS ME ITS HEAD.
I Crave The Cronch (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E2)
The second episode of our Percy Jackson & The Olympians-based miniseries in the Scion TTRPG system! Join us for the… Continue reading I Crave The Cronch (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E2)
Bulletproof Joie De Vivre (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E1)
Friend of the show Isaac kidnaps us and takes us to Camp Half-Blood, where he forces us to create personas… Continue reading Bulletproof Joie De Vivre (Scions Of Camp Half-Blood, S1.E1)
Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)
We’re joined by beloved local art-cryptid Tall Greg on a journey through 2010’s floppingest attempt to do what JK Rowling… Continue reading Ingodnito (The Lightning Thief 2010)
Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)
Goodbyes. Betrayals. Prophecies fulfilled. This is the end. Also true secrets of reality television production techniques involving big ol’ rocks,… Continue reading Questile Dysfunction (The Lightning Thief, Ch.22)
Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)
PJ brings the bolt home to its thunderin’ daddy, has a family reunion, then a family deunion! Also, we pit… Continue reading Make America Grape Again (The Lightning Thief, Ch.21)
A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)
A family fracas on the beach escalates, claiming the life of at least one surfboar and producing the largest water-crater… Continue reading A Game Of Break The Irishman (The Lightning Thief, Ch.20)
As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)
The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in… Continue reading As Dead As Possible (The Lightning Thief, Ch.19)
Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)
The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades’ exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run… Continue reading Mary Banilow (The Lightning Thief, Ch.18)
So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)
Come on down to Crusty’s Waterbed Warehouse, where PRICES AREN’T ALL WE’RE CUTTING IN HALF! Enjoy our spacious showroom and… Continue reading So! You’re A Monstro (TLT.CH17)
Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)
The dang gang takes a cross-country roadtrip with a zooful of misfit critters and then spend a relaxing time at… Continue reading Llama Drama (The Lightning Thief, Ch.16)
It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)
The gang eats burgers that were SCARED OUT OF A TERRIBLE WAITRESS, visit yet another ossified carcass of once-plentiful American… Continue reading It’s A Spice World Out There (The Lightning Thief, Ch.15)
A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)
COME GET CATFISHED WITH US! PJ has a wee moment at the bottom of a river–we’ve all been there, we… Continue reading A Good Bad Time (The Lightning Thief, Ch.14)
Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)
PJ and the gang douse themselves in paranoia fuel, have a confrontation with a beloved Bakersfield icon and commit some… Continue reading Cowabunga It Is, Then (The Lightning Thief, Ch.13)
A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)
PJ and the crew receive GUIDANCE and WISDOM and SASS and TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS from a most unexpected source! Also… Continue reading A Post-Pokemon World (The Lightning Thief, Ch.12)
Gor-Gon Girl (The Lightning Thief, Ch.11)
PJ and the Camp Half-Blood crew set about demolishing both a small businesswoman’s shop AND a platter of delicious hamburgers,… Continue reading Gor-Gon Girl (The Lightning Thief, Ch.11)
Against All Dodds (The Lightning Thief, Ch.10)
THE GANG GETS BUS-TED! Uncle Rick FINALLY gives us a cool gear-up scene, things go VERY wrong in a bus… Continue reading Against All Dodds (The Lightning Thief, Ch.10)
Beam Me Up, Olympus (The Lightning Thief, Ch.9)
PJ gets to wax oracular, gives Chiron a taste of his own ivermectin, and is finally set upon his quest… Continue reading Beam Me Up, Olympus (The Lightning Thief, Ch.9)
The Swording Hat (The Lightning Thief, Ch.8)
PJ and the gang embark on their most perilous and foolhardy trial yet: VIGOROUS EXERCISE IMMEDIATELY AFTER A HUGE BARBECUE… Continue reading The Swording Hat (The Lightning Thief, Ch.8)
Pier Pressure (The Lightning Thief, Ch.7)
PJ receives a gift at knifepoint, does accidental sexisms and wastes a PERFECTLY GOOD hunk of mouthwatering brisket! We also… Continue reading Pier Pressure (The Lightning Thief, Ch.7)
A Mess O’ Potamia (The Lightning Thief, Ch.6)
ASSUME THE EXPOSITION, campers, ’cause Chiron and Annabeth are HERE TO EXPLAIN SOME STUFF, and WE ARE HERE to be… Continue reading A Mess O’ Potamia (The Lightning Thief, Ch.6)
Jason Meowmeowa (The Lightning Thief, Ch.5)
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A STRANGE SUMMER CAMP AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF FED A DELICIOUS POPCORN-PUDDING AND… Continue reading Jason Meowmeowa (The Lightning Thief, Ch.5)
A Crossfade With Some Stank On It (The Lightning Thief, Ch.4)
PJ finally gets some friggin’ answers around here! And by ‘answers’ we mean ‘car crashes and emotional trauma’. ALSO: A… Continue reading A Crossfade With Some Stank On It (The Lightning Thief, Ch.4)
Red, White, And Bleu Cheese (The Lightning Thief, Ch.3)
WHOA-OH, SAINT SALLY, BAM-A-LAM, we meet PJ’s mom and his stepfather MOST WICKED, who DOESN’T EVEN USE his discount electronics… Continue reading Red, White, And Bleu Cheese (The Lightning Thief, Ch.3)
The Gospel Of Pac-Man (The Lightning Thief, Ch.2)
PJ bucks a CORRUPT ACADEMIC SYSTEM and is sentenced to live on a BUS for his THOUGHTCRIMES, where he and… Continue reading The Gospel Of Pac-Man (The Lightning Thief, Ch.2)
Spiritually Dutch (The Lightning Thief, Ch.1)
A school visit to the museum goes terribly awry, we discuss Percy’s role in the invasion of Iraq, and learn… Continue reading Spiritually Dutch (The Lightning Thief, Ch.1)