Who among us, on occasion, hasn’t been moved by the Muse of Journalism to think some stuff and put that stuff in a place?
The story of a man’s love for a woman, that woman’s love for salty orange garbage-squares, and the Michigander genius who gave their weird love form.
(The Dispatch From My Office is a column I write for my company newsletter in hopes of bringing a touch of the recognizably human to… Continue reading The Dispatch From My Office – May 2022
It will come as no surprise to the gentle reader that in the midst of recording the preshow for a recent episode of our Percy… Continue reading Little Caesar’s Big! Big! Bucket: My Part In Their Downfall
I explore the SHOCKING CONNECTIONS between the American plan to domesticate the hippo, the Dutch and their role in the setting of the national speed limit, and what Yom Kippur and Kraft Mac & Cheese have in common!
ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATBLOG BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, or you would have, HAD YOU KNOWN YOU NEEDED IT… Continue reading A GALLERY OF MY TERRIBLE CATS, EXHIBIT 1: HOLLAND
Good evening. Thank you for joining me, and please feel free to help yourself to a frosty Fanta in the flavor of your… Continue reading The Dinosaur To Which I Am Heir, Or: I, Jerk